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	<title>England Sucks!</title>
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	<description>How the Once-Great British Empire Is Going Down the Tubes</description>
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		<title>English Police: Board Game Promotes Terror</title>
		<description>Even the Independent newspaper seemed incredulous over this one.

Police in Kent, England seized a board game from protestors on the grounds it could be used to further terrorism.

But believe it or not, the satirical War on Terror: The Boardgame wasn't singled out because you could use the box to bash ...</description>
		<link>http://englandsucks.dragonflames.com/2008/08/english-police-think-board-game-promotes-terror/</link>
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		<title>No (Loud) Sex Please; We&#8217;re British</title>
		<description>According to an Associated Press story, Mr. Adam Hinton is barred by court order from visiting his girlfriend Kerry Norris at her apartment in the city of Brighton and Hove in southern England. The reason? When they have sex, it's too noisy for their neighbors. </description>
		<link>http://englandsucks.dragonflames.com/2008/08/no-loud-sex-please-were-british/</link>
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		<title>In Britain, Big Brother Destroys Your Stereo!</title>
		<description>A fellow living in Wales has found out the hard way that Great Britain has become an asylum: disturb the tranquility of the other inmates and the guards come down on you with billy clubs.

According to a story on BBC News, a man named Karl Wiosna apparently got on the ...</description>
		<link>http://englandsucks.dragonflames.com/2008/08/in-britain-big-brother-destroys-your-stereo/</link>
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		<title>No Sex Please, We&#8217;re British</title>
		<description>Once again, those wild and crazy English "leaders" are stepping up to the plate and doing something idiotic.

This time it's in Kent, where there's a three-year building project going on at West Kent College, with a full complement of laborers present on campus. So college officials felt forced to issue ...</description>
		<link>http://englandsucks.dragonflames.com/2008/06/no-sex-please-were-british/</link>
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		<title>Yorkshire Police: Public Assumed to Be Gangstas</title>
		<description>The police state in England is evolving so rapidly now that ordinary pub patrons in Yorkshire are being treated like criminals.

According to the Telegraph, police officials there have told pub owners they are to ban their customers from wearing hats -- even the traditional Yorkshire "flat cap" -- because otherwise ...</description>
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